You Shouldn't Miss It

Winter got you down? Then come in and laugh your head off at Theatre!Theatre! tonight.

If You Take One Elf Off The Shelf is in desperate need of you. Why, we may just lay down and die if you don’t show us your cute little face at the theatre tonight.

Might you be there anyway seeing Escape From Happiness? Or perhaps The Heidi Chronicles?

Then stick around for our show!

Why go home to cold, dank apartment, when you could be mingling with fun folks like… like… well, everyone who comes to our show is fun!

What’s in for you, you ask?

Well, for one- free motivational stickers!!!! Maybe even put on you by an Elf!!!!!!!

You want more? Why, we’ll give you more.

We’ll also be raffling off a cow made of chocolate and a magical mirror… but we might be raffling them off in the novel and not real life.

In any case, you shouldn’t miss it!

If you’re thinking of coming later in the run, stop by tonight instead and see what New York Theatre.com called “a captivating new play.”

Tonight through Feb 9th
10:40 p.m.
Theatre!Theatre!
3430 SE Belmont

$5 for adults
$1,000,000 for kids

Bring five friends and you get in free!
For reservations or information- call 503-970-7277!
Don’t let us down! Remember, we can out an elf spell on you!